My Paris Adventures

My summer is almost at an end, in less than a month's time I'll be at my new school which makes me want to be sick and faint with excitement and nervousness.

This summer has got to be the shortest summer I have ever had. I knew exactly what day it was everyday. I feel like I have wasted almost everyday. Despite feeling like this. I know for a fact, that this is actually not true...at all!!!

In exactly 8 days, I will receive my long awaited GCSE results. The thought of this has been dauntingly lingering over me for a while now, but now it is rapidly approaching and I feel like I want to puke. I am so terrified!! I don't want anybody to ask me about how I did nor do I really want to know how other people did....that's a lie actually, I am so sneaky, devious NOSY when it comes to grades....It's abysmal, really.

I went to Paris for a week. More like 4 days!! But twas fun. Aside from this old woman who told me that brushing my hair on the train is gross and I should brush my hair in the bathroom, it was great. The problem with France is, the expect every single person to speak French.... which is ridiculous because there are billions of tourists in France every year! Hardly anybody speaks English in France which isn't really a problem. My French skills ain't all that bad...if I may say so myself. Where am I going with this?
Ah, also there was no sink in our toilet in our hotel apartment and when we asked our French friends about it, they said that was completely normal...wtf I am glad that in England, we at least have sinks in our bathrooms. Praise the Lord. The more hygienic Lord that is.

Anyways we did all the usual stuff I suppose. Typical Tourists really, urm. It rained a lot. Not really used to rain at all to be quite frank, a fresh born baby out of Dubai and into the frost.

We went to a fantastic restaurant in Champs Eleezes it was the Paradis de fruits I think. We wet to Euro Disney, Eiffel Tower of course of course. It was marvellous. The best part though was going on holiday with people that I adore and staying in our typical beautiful hotel apartment in Champs Eleezes it was magnificent and so wonderful, I can't even describe how nostalgic it makes me to write this to be honest. Lying in a bed in France with white sheets with the windows open, overlooking some side street and opposite smoker balconies!!! I can't even describe it better than: AESTHETIC.

For now.
Hannah
xoxox

My reflection process or something like that

 I have come to the end of my GCSE's which also happens to mean I have come to the end of secondary school, which also means I am bloody moving from  my school, my wonderful not at all racist warm and lovely school....to the unknown. I'd like to think my new school will not be a racist one urm, I would die if it were, it would be too much for me to bear ( I would LITERALLY die because I think I would be a target of the I hate pakis club and even though I am actually half English, they will say nay UR FOOLING NO ONE U FRESHIE! And throw rocks and stones at me whilst I lay defenceless on the ground).

 One can only hope that they attend a school which is not racist, one can only hope.

 I have left my school which I have been at for the last 5 years - basically witnessing all my pre teen and teen years, I owe it my virgin blood and my soul (not really). But, a big part it played in my 16 years on this planet some call 'Earth'.

Sooooooooo a special tribute/ reflecting upon those last 5 years - life lessons, weird lessons, um emosh lessons and so on forth shall be listed down BELOW...(xoxo)

1. Never ever try and get chummy with your teachers. Not only does this NOT work, everyone thinks you are a twat especially the teacher.
2. Never lie about homework,just no. Just say you forgot to do it. It's less embarrassing and easier....
3. Don't do anything for the sake of a hot boy. Your life will be ruined.
4. If you see a flock of hot boys don't try and talk to them. EVER.
5. If you see a girl crying in the bathroom DON'T walk away and pretend you didn't see her so she feels less awkward, help a girl out!!
6. Never voluntarily sign up for the 1.5 k you will have to do it, there is no way out
7. Always carry sanitary towels ALWAYS
8. Always carry wipes sometimes they come in handy in the bathroom when there is no toilet paper or cleaning hands ect
9. If you don't want the whole school to know about you fancying a boy. TELL NOBODY. NO EXCEPTIONS.
10.  No, secrets don't bring you closer. They bring you closer to being subjected to ever lasting judgement.
11. Do not carry cheese in your pocket. It will melt.
12. Don't go around showing people your belly button. It's weird.
13. Do not go to the school nurse the first time you get a spot and pop it + you bleed. In fact, DO NOT pop zits EVER.
14. If ya wanna be friends with someone, just talk to them they are much nicer than you think.
15. If you bitch about anyone, hate to break it to ya but u are a bitch. kkkkk
xoxo