Happy bloody Valentines day

Its 10:30am on a Friday and am at home and still in pyjamas and have not received any chocolate nor any other sentimental crap that couples give each to other and I honestly, don't careeee. I'm not a cynical bitch nor incredulous, or anything of that sort, just feeling a bit 'meh' towards the whole prospect of V-day. So have been spending my day stalking aviation blogs (freak) and salivating over dinner (pasta with white sauce and JUMBO shrimps)....I was a bit lame yesterday too, at school the charity committee were selling roses to give to your 'loved ones'...I did receive one from my friend, ha! But I was rather lame and feeling hysterical so decided to get myself none other than a rose:

To Hannah,

You make fetch happen

From your other 1/2

And nobody was the slightest dubious....little did they no (of course)!

At least I don't have to worry about choosing to wear between a beige or a black lace bra (although I probably wouldn't mind that challenge)... am still very content with my lovely black large knickers thank you very much. And the only relationship I am having currently is a relationship with my pasta.  And here comes the cheese to the mac: Word of advice if you are single and you are feeling rather...'hefty' DO NOT stare at your belly and poke it about and then become despondent about the fact you look pregnant... and how in actual fact that is ironic because in fact, nobody WANTS to impregnate you...No!! Instead, go for a run and work your arse off because tis life and life is bloody fucking Valentine's day everyday - that doesn't excrete any logic....butttttt (haha poo jokes are still fab) (if you didn't get that I part of me will have died but I am special still I will chant to myself) DO YOUR SELF A FAVOUR and don't listen to this  crap and the forever alone nonsense going around and eat your mac and cheese and drink your skimmed milk in your large black knickers and feel bloody well pleased with your fucking life because who else will?

Now it is the time to get on with my fairly large and copious amounts of never ending revision for my mocks.... Also was feeling  in the 'mood' so organised my stationary...which was a overdue I must say.

Think I am going to be good today and although inhaling sugar and drowning yourself in vodka is acceptable today and today only, my 'logic' tells me otherwise...in realityit is ''bloody fucking Valentine's day everyday'' so will leave that to the week between my GCSES...the sugar inhaling not the vodka. 

xoxo

Nattering away...

One two three not only you and me, got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between.

Don't fret, I'm not being inappropriate or even the slightest alluring rather my brain has decided to have Britney on repeat for the last 48 hours and I am subsequently going mad. I think it's my punishment for leaving my homework  for Greys Anatomy and crap last night...and tonight....and the night before that. I love you Britney, but please. No more threesoming, I can't take it. Why was I even allowed to listen to this when I was younger?

I am currently lying ever so slightly vertically in my bed and loving, I repeat loving the Greys Anatomy Marathon I've got going on. I forgot how much I love having the ability to lie in bed whilst watching television without the fear that your laptop will set fire to your precious bedding. Anyone else here suffered third degree burns as a result of an unsuccessful marathon? I admit my laptop does overheat but it's not quite evil enough to scar your skin, although it is hot enough to effectively balance on your stomach and relieve period pain. I feel my singleton forever alone behaviour really does go unappreciated sometimes...

 I do wonder how I've managed 11 years of education given the exceedingly small attention spam I behold. Take this blog post for example, it has no real purpose or content and basically doesn't really make any sense whatsoever. I am merely nattering away to myself. 

I hope you still love me though

I'm off eat a bar of chocolate and then off to watch the next few episodes . Party hard kids! 

''It's time to grow the hell up, Hannah'' They said, lovingly of course.

God lord have had a quite strange couple of months really and am quite confused, probably the reason as to why I have been listening to Pixie Lott on repeat a lot (ha) lately....Bringing back such wonderful memories from my past 11 year old life...ahh. Anyway, have had possibly, or what has seemed like...a thousand bloody panic attacks about my A-level choices. Good grief....I don't think I have EVER been so terrified in my life and so have found myself constantly running up to the nearest sixth former I can find and stuttering trying to ask sensible yet exceedingly specific questions, failing of course, and desperately trying to find a reason to take Chemistry, even the slightest of a reason would have made me run and completely change my mind and re-think all my options! Although, I must say...I really do hate Chemistry and my sixth form life would possibly feel very much like the life of a perpetual sugar atom if I did take it....wondering aimlessly in the valley of doom or whatever, I don't really know what happens after year 11...and quite frankly,I think the surprise of this daunting prospect would be much better left to when I am actually IN sixth form...because I needn't need to worry about anything else right now as my GCSES are in...78 days...which isn't even 3 months and I have an awful lot of work that I SHOULD be doing...ha ha I can almost feel my osmo-receptors sending electrical ''fuck life'' pulses to my brain.

I repeat again my GCSES are in 78 days. And what have I been doing for the last year you may ask or even today, no I was quite good today, ahh but last Tuesday...yes yes...Oh I was just 'catching up' on 7 years of Greys Anatomy in the space of 3 months *successful of course* - but simultaneously putting a complete and utter disgrace to not only my unfinished homework BUT my skin...don't think after 5 hours of sleep my 50 shades of grey under my eyes would feel very grateful if we made it 51 shades of grey, now would we?

My days these couple of weeks have basically consisted of me waking up in the morning and looking on bloody prospects  trying to find some sort of meaning I can give to my adult life....Constantly doubting my aeronautical engineering dream before becoming a pilot...and then me begging my mother to tell me exactly which A-levels I should pick, then me asking my friends, random sixth formers, my teachers and then sort of developing a sort of ''let life unravel with all that it brings'' attitude before having some sort of fit and then crying over attractive boys whilst stuffing my face in pasta....and that is really all to it. That is really all to my days lately. And so my life as a stupid 15 year old girl continues who, by the way, has decided to take Physics, Maths, Biology and English Literature accompanied by tears and a big bum....

If only I could be be paid to blog about my 'exciting' life (ha ha). Wouldn't that be marvy....However, that would possibly make me ever so slightly forever alone...sorry this is early should this have waited until Friday? V-days is going to be a marvellous evening spent with my laptop in a 180 degree angle....or lying horizontally (no other way to put it really I'm afraid). Also if I were paid to blog, then I fear that I would become a cat lady even though I don't think that would be the wisest compromise for a man, if I ever do end up picking a cat over a boy though, please slap me across the face several times....I feel as though that would be the nicest action to take. Sharp and ruthless just how I like my Mac and Cheese.

....but should I take Chemistry??? Maybe a perpetual sugar atom life isn't too bad after all. No no no Hannah! Or is it? 

xxx

A wee bit about myself

I'm no artist but I do write and I think the journal below is incredible and I want to start making my journal prettier haha like below

See you soon,

Hannah

xx

Behind this face article: Miranda Kerr

Just finished up a little article on Miranda Kerr, whom I love! I adore her personality and am in love with her clothes and also am obviously extremely jel over her bod...but nonetheless I have written an article on Behind This Face, please let me know what you think! Am absolutely shattered as I have decided to 'get fit' as one of my marvy resolutions so with the gym STILL not being open and all, I did 100 starjumps in my room and this weird cross zig zag with your legs thing that really HURTS your abs ohmylord and then I ran up the stairs (my apartment block) to the 13th floor. This was all too much for me I think...and with that to bed! Good night everyone.

Hannah
xx

2014!!!!

Hello Everyone, Hope you have all had a lovely Christmas break and a wonderful New Years! Amidst everything going on right now have decided to start to blog again which is a rather crazy but hey, have made it one of my few resolutions that I WILL take on board this year. I think I must have made about 100 last year and didn't stick to one - In fact am going to take my resolutions seriously and going to frame them in a picture frame or something visible!!

Not quite sure how this is all going to work out but I hope you still love me xxx

10 secrets to a good year

I've been feeling rather tired these days subsequently....due to endless and I mean endless amounts of homework. Ahh you MUST cherish the years leading up to Year 11 it's not all that fab when you get there , haha!I also recently watched this film Upside down with Kirsten Dunst which was amaze and really recommend it. Anyway, most of my friends have been complaining non-stop recently about how they have been having a dull time ever since school started which I guess is the case for most people. I up until this year have had a love/hate relationship with school and was either really happy or really sad but I have decided that I wanted to really cherish my last school year in Dubai so I have been really trying to make the most of it. So I was inspired to make this post haha, here are my tips for the perfect year xx

1/Go on a Ferris wheel from time to time, especially at night.

2/Practice Yoga. I do yoga every morning for 10 minutes, it helps me feel less tired and gets me into a good mood for the rest of the day!

3/Go for runs on the beach. I'm planning to go for a run tomorrow at 5am if I can be bothered to wake up, haha we'll see.

4/Eat watermelon! Or drink it because watermelon juice is the best.

5/Find a good read

****6/Go on Swings whenever you feel down*****

Its my number 1 fav thing to do EVER EVER EVER, It's really therapeutic and makes me feel like a child again :)

7/ Eat outside 

8/ Speak your mind. 

So important! Honestly this is one of the best advice I can give you, say what you feel and don't feel bad or dumb or stupid.

9/ Eat sweets  - life's too short and sweets always make things better.

10/ Buy yourself roses. 

I do it all the time, roses are my favourite flower and I feel so special whenever I buy myself roses, it's lovely to receive them from people but why should we only rely on others to gift them to us.  Roses are beautiful and make me feel pretty too haha, so every now and again I will buy myself roses and no its not lame! Its lovely to gift things to yourself, I mean why not?

And with that I wish you all a lovely year or whatever is left of the year!
Hannah
xx